Daily Archives: 13 Gennaio, 2012

Lo spam caritatevole

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Questa è tanto fantasiosa quanto divertente.
Ha bypassato i filtri antispam di Gmail e per questo l’ho letta e mi sono fatto due risate.

Asalaam Alaykum …Peace Be Upon You!

I am Mrs. Bashirah Abdul-Waahid a citizen of Saudi Arabia but currently residing in the United Kingdom. I was married to Late Abdul-waahid of blessed memory who was an oil explorer in Iraq and Libya for twelve years before he died in the year 2009. We were married for twelve years without a child; he died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I too have been battling with both Cancer and fibroid problems. When my late Husband was alive he deposited a substantial amount of money worth US$8.5Million with a bank in the United Kingdom which I inherited after his death.

Recently, my doctor told me that I have only 2 month to live due to my ailment. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a charity/orphanage home or devoted Allah (God) fearing individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct therein. I want this organization or individual to use this money in all sincerity to fund charity homes (motherless homes), orphanages, and widows. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husbands relatives are into radical organization sponsoring Islamist organisations, terrorism and I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy manner, hence the reasons for this bold decision. Please, pray for me to recover as your prayers will go a long way in uplifting my spirit.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you further directives on what to do and how to go about actualizing this project. I will also instruct my lawyer to file an application on your behalf to the bank where the funds were deposited for the transfer of the money to you for this purpose. I want you to always pray for me. Any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for an organization or a devoted Individual for this same purpose.

Until I hear from you by email; my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders.

Remain blessed,

Lo spam caritatevole
Mrs. Bashirah Abdul-Waahid
La signora, in pratica, ha 8,5 milioni di dollari da affidarci per la sua iniziativa caritatevole ed è così fiduciosa nell’umanità che spamma milioni di indirizzi email perchè sa che nessuno ne approfitterebbe.
I soldi non li vuole dare ai parenti del marito perchè sono implicati nel terrorismo islamico (!). Per rendere il tutto più tragico, la signora è in punto di morte.
Ovviamente se uno prova poi a contattarla se ne esce che per sbloccare questi soldi servono altri soldi che dobbiamo inviarle. Mi spiace signora ma il professor Monti non vuole!!!